Im at strip club and am horny
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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