It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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