Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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