Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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