i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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