I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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