he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
