so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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