He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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