Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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