what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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