I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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