WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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