that's an acceptable place to lick
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself