I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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