hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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