So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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