that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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