he wants to bone in the snuggie
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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