Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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