I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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