I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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