How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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