forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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