I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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