It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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