Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother