Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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