I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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