hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Randomize
