I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
