O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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