she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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