She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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