if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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