Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm both gender and math confused
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