i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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