i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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