I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
