What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
do herpes really smell.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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