were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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