ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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