i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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