giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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