So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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