Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I've blown a few things in my day
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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