it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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