You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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