I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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