Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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