In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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