you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize