It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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