party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Sorry about my life...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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