I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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